Paul came across our horoscopes yesterday and thought it just matched his teasing mode everytime we find out we are pregnant. He teases me mercilessly that I am going to have twins. When we were first pregnant with Annmarie he was doing his teasing and we went in for our first appointment. There in the exam room was a copy of a twin magazine. He pointed it out with much fanfare. Dr. Glenn then came in and measured me and mentioned that my uterus was larger than expected and that could be a good indication of multiples. I asked them if they were in cahoots with each other. He laughed and said no. Up until the ultrasound he kept mentioning it was a possibility, but didn't pursue the matter further. Up until this point we've lucked out.
So I thought we could all have a little laugh at Paul's new approach...
(Paul) TAURUS (April 20-May 20)
After studying your astrological omens, I closed my eyes and asked the spirits for a psychic vision that would symbolize your imminent future. The scenario that came up was a pair of toddlers dressed in fine purple satin garments and wearing golden hats. They looked like a prince and princess, and were wandering around inside a ritual circle about 10 yards in diameter, drawn with white chalk in a green meadow. Vases of cut flowers and statues of gods and goddesses ringed the circle. So what does my vision mean? Maybe this: Two magnificent possibilities have recently been born or will soon be born. You should cast a protective spell around them, letting them amble and dally within a proscribed area as their magic ripens.
So I thought we could all have a little laugh at Paul's new approach...
(Paul) TAURUS (April 20-May 20)
After studying your astrological omens, I closed my eyes and asked the spirits for a psychic vision that would symbolize your imminent future. The scenario that came up was a pair of toddlers dressed in fine purple satin garments and wearing golden hats. They looked like a prince and princess, and were wandering around inside a ritual circle about 10 yards in diameter, drawn with white chalk in a green meadow. Vases of cut flowers and statues of gods and goddesses ringed the circle. So what does my vision mean? Maybe this: Two magnificent possibilities have recently been born or will soon be born. You should cast a protective spell around them, letting them amble and dally within a proscribed area as their magic ripens.
(Candace) SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
Everyone's life is a hero's journey, yours included. You have been on an epic quest ever since you first realized that your destiny is unlike anyone else's, and that you have specific tasks to master as you pursue the long-term dreams that are uniquely meaningful to you. But like all the rest of us, you sometimes lose sight of this big-picture view for months at a time. You may even be fairly happy as you focus on your daily details without any thought of where your you'll be years from now. If that's the rhythm you've been in lately, Scorpio—and I suspect it is—it's about to change. Your immersion in the next major phase of your hero's journey will begin soon.
Everyone's life is a hero's journey, yours included. You have been on an epic quest ever since you first realized that your destiny is unlike anyone else's, and that you have specific tasks to master as you pursue the long-term dreams that are uniquely meaningful to you. But like all the rest of us, you sometimes lose sight of this big-picture view for months at a time. You may even be fairly happy as you focus on your daily details without any thought of where your you'll be years from now. If that's the rhythm you've been in lately, Scorpio—and I suspect it is—it's about to change. Your immersion in the next major phase of your hero's journey will begin soon.
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